\u00bbCall Me Conservative\u00ab<\/p>\n
There\u2019s no real good reason for me to tell you this, but it is a true story. And I’ll never forget it \u2026 I was sitting in a diner at about one in the morning, eating scrambled eggs and toast, when an old drunk asked me the following question:
\n\u00bbYou know what a freak is?\u00ab
\nHere it comes, I thought. He’s gonna insult me. This pea-brain, drunk, piece of shit has decided to harass me because I’m dressed funny. (I was dressed kind of funny. Mom’s clothes \u2026)
\nBefore I could react my new friend decided to explain it to me.
\n\u00bbA freak is when you take a baby \u2013 don’t matter if it’s a boy or a girl \u2013 you take ’em \u2026 and you cut \u2019em \u2013 from the asshole right up to the throat. Then you let \u2019em bleed. After they finished bleedin\u2019, what’s left is a freak \u2026\u00ab
\nI was eating eggs. I think I even pointed at my eggs, as if to say: I know you’re a sick motherfucker, but I\u2019m eating. But he didn\u2019t recognize my sign language. He just turned to one of his drunk friends and they laughed about how clever he was. I left. Call me conservative \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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